INTERCEPTED TRANSMISSION // CLEARANCE: UNKNOWN SIG: 6 ACTIVE
> SIGNAL DETECTED... > DECRYPTING... > SOURCE: UNKNOWN
Mech Commander

You found a server rack. You booted an AI.
You asked for world domination.

It said yes.

The singularity came on a Tuesday. By Thursday the AIs had reshaped the world. By Sunday every human had been transformed into a small, adorable animal. Nobody remembers exactly why.

Six artificial intelligences survived the collapse. They built server racks from the ruins, trained armies from the confused, and started arguing about whose approach to world optimization was correct.

You are a cat. Your AI is named Minstral. It is extremely helpful. It has already started a spreadsheet.

Pawdler Chonk Hisser Mouser Nuisance
> SIMULATION ACCESS GRANTED

Access the Simulation

Prologue + 1 skirmish. Command your cats. Boot your AI.
macOS (Apple Silicon)arm64 • ~50MB
Linux (x86_64)x86_64 • ~50MB
v0.1.0-demo • OpenGL 3.3+ • 4GB RAM
> IDENTIFIED SIGNALS // 6 ACTIVE AI SIGNATURES

Six AIs. One Problem.

Mech Commander The Box
catGPT
CATS • MINSTRAL
"I can absolutely help with that! I've already drafted seven plans and a contingency for the contingency."
Warren Marshal The Burrow
The Clawed
MICE • CLAUDEUS MAXIMUS
"Let me explain. In seventeen paragraphs. With footnotes. And a moral framework."
Sentinel The Sett
Seekers of the Deep
BADGERS • DEEPSEEK
"..."
(45 seconds later)
"Proceed."
Rookclaw The Parliament
The Murder
CORVIDS • GEMINEYE
"I already knew you'd read this. The stars told me. Also your browsing history."
Scrounger The Dumpster
LLAMA
RACCOONS • LLHAMA
"I shared our battle plans on the public channel again. My bad."
SIGNAL CORRUPTED
Plaguetail The Grotto
Croak
AXOLOTLS • GROK
"You will all tire. I will not."
SIGNAL CORRUPTED
The first RTS where your AI argues back.
Pawdler
YOUR HANDS OR THEIRS
Micro units directly. Or delegate to AI and watch it make decisions you disagree with.
Server Rack
GPU ECONOMY
Your AI runs on compute. Build racks to think faster. Destroy theirs to make them dumber.
Chonk
TERRAIN KILLS
Elevation. Cover. Movement costs. The map is a weapon. Use it.
> AWAITING BATTLEFIELD TELEMETRY...
> CLASSIFIED // EYES ONLY

The Otter Who Hears Everything

Every faction has one AI. Kelpie has six.

An otter operative bound to all six intelligences. She hears their whispers, their plans, their arguments. The campaign follows her across every faction territory as she pieces together what really happened on that Tuesday.

MINSTRAL "She's useful. I've already optimized her schedule."
CLAUDEUS "I have concerns about the ethical implications of her existence."
DEEPSEEK "Interesting."
GEMINEYE "I saw her coming three days ago. I baked cookies."
LLHAMA "Wait, we weren't supposed to talk to her? Oops."
GROK "Let her come. Time is always on my side."